Author: shannonmanor

ediumNima: I finally have friends I can impress with my fun facts Nima: You’re going to outlive all your human

ediumMy friend called Dean a beautiful bastard child recently and she’s very correct

ediumI’m sure there’s a joke about two cynics being trapped in a room with two optimists

ediumNeyano out here like yeah I do mostly want to hide that my queen left on me cause I cheated

ediumNima always brings a numbered list for why everyone can kiss her ass.

ediumNima wakes everyone’s drunk ass up and refuses to tell anyone anything just so she can have the dramatic reveal

ediumDean, after years of constantly dragging Meale into his nonsense: Why are you trying to follow me into my nonsense???

ediumIt’s okay Dean, I set two alarms to get up in the morning too

ediumDean: Let’s talk about something I do know about [looks at notes on palm] something that was said out loud

ediumHappy One year Birthday Week! [Anniversary is 12/4] To celebrate, here’s Dean being praised for being a low-key idiot that